You want to know what happened?
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, iPod on, hands in pockets, no hat for the time being... and I hear this honking. It made me jump, because in my book, a car honking is a driver warning for approaching danger.
I should have known better...
Three guys in a convertible.
"Hey, Barbie! Looking for a Ken?"
I haven't been called 'Barbie' since I stopped being blond, but apparently, the stripes never wear out. I'm a Barbie. Dark, short, sporty hair and all. Suits me right for wearing a pink jacket - I'm the geek in the pink, dammit!
I take a closer look, because there's something strangely familiar with the guy in the back seat. Like I know him from somewhere, yet I can't quite place his face. You have no idea how many thoughts rush through my head at that moment - places I could know him from, and how well...
"Oh, my God! Drew!" I finally snap out of it. He's four years younger then me, and back in the days, I used to babysit him. Well, maybe not exactly babysit, because he wouldn't have survived it - me and kids don't match!
He looked stunned at me, mouth open, soon about to catch a fly. I put on my widest, brightest smile. hand on hip.
"How's your mum? Did she and your dad eventually get together?" I ask. I see how he turns deep red. He hadn't anticipated this, after all, last time I saw him he was ten and I was fourteen. We've both grown.
"Uh... yeah..." he mumbles, sinking down into the seat. His friends are trying real hard not to giggle, but apparently not succeeding.
"Well, send them my best! Oh, and didn't your baby brother just had a kid?" I continue ranting on. I'm the one that saw his baby brother more or less get potty trained. Boy, where do the years go?
He nods, looking like he's about to throw up. I smile, waving.
"Send them my love!" I declare, walking over to the other side of the street, continuing my walk towards the destination. This was fun!
...I might have scared him off picking up random chicks on the street, though!
***
Later that night, Drew's mum called me up.
"Did my son hit on you????" she asked, amazed. I laughed.
"I don't think what he did can be categorized as 'hitting on' anyone..." I replied, but it stunned me, though. "Did he tell you that?"
Now it was her time to laugh.
"God, no! His friends thought it was so funny, they tell everybody about it. That he had such a crush on his babysitter, he had to hit on her thirteen years later..." she replies.
"He had a crush on me?" I asked, stunned.
"The biggest!" she replied.
"Oh... to me he was just your annoying son..." I tell her, realizing I probably should have sugarcoated it.
She laughed and laughed and laughed.
"He still is! Annoying, that is." she said.
We hung up after catching up. It's been a while. Man, where do the years go...?
Friday, May 23, 2008
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Barbie the Babysitter eh?! Do people really say, 'Hey Barbie, looking for w Ken?' Do you live in a cheesy 80s movie?
2 more things:
Scars. Id win, ive got loads!
And did I win your holiday picture location game or not?
Smartbuddy, apparently they do. He's a child of the 80's, this was before Bratz... :)
I'm not so sure about the scars though... and the winner in the May GlobeTrotter challenge will be announced this weekend!
From every angle, that is an immensely satisfying interaction! :-)
I had the biggest crush on my babysitter when I was a little 'un - quite outspoken with the "so why can't me and Lynn get married again?" ("Because she's fifteen years older than you sweetie, and it's quite illegal...") The last time I saw her was about a year later at some choir recital thing where she had been singing (voice like an angel...) but I discovered she had already got married, and threw the biggest strop ever. Ah, young love.
"looking for a ken?" yikes, what a pick up line!
ant what is it about young guys falling for "older" (eh) women?
Is it the mentality where you walk up to your dad, telling him you're gonna marry grandma' because "you married my mum, so I'll marry yours"?
brookem, yeah, cheesy doesn't even begin to cover it...
heheh, great, GREAT story! :-)
it must be good to be Barbie... nice that he had such a crush on you...heheh ;-)
I'm not sure how much Barbie I really am, I just know guys aren't very good on original pickups...
"Come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up..." is another, equally brilliant, one
Heheheh! I think they'd all get me, heart; have never heard any of them before! :-)
I quite literally laughed out loud at this one. The poor boy will never live it down!
i never figured you for a barbie... but this was just too funny!! and even funnier that even his mom got to hear bout it hahaha!
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