These are the stuff that's currently on the wall...
Why do my boobs keep falling out of this dress? Whom do I know who plays the ukulele?
Why do women always buy heart-shaped stuff? How come I never win stuff in competitions? What the hell should I cook for dinner tonight? If everything's relative, and relativity is personal, does that mean I should take everything personal? Why am I always running down the street, chasing my own hat? Between Penn and Teller, why is it TELLer that never speaks? Who shot JR Ewing, and why is that question popping up on the commercials? If life is a waste of time, and time is waste of life - why not get wasted together and have the time of our lives? Why do I always make my bed, even at the hotel? If I give my old stuff to goodwill, and then see my own dress walking down the street on somebody else's body, can I count that as recycling? Or at least, good karma? Does karma beats dogma? Or is it just that a car beats a dog? Why do older ladies have blue or purple hair? What's the issue with potpourri? It's dead flowers! Anything dead should be left alone - you don't sprinkle your dead, cremated uncle into small bowls everywhere... do you? Why does everybody keep asking me "How do you walk in those?" whenever I have anything with a heel higher then four inches on? Why didn't mum teach me how to cook? Why is one boob always bigger then the other - unless they are plastic? If you pour your heart out, do you have to mop it back up yourself? If the office has a dress-code, why don't all the men wear dresses? What does happen if someone scares you "half to death" twice? I wonder if W remembers that time he tried to slit my throat... Why does cheese smell like feet? Or feet like cheese...? Who came up with the idea of kitten heels? Wonder how many will know what '36-24-36' refers to...? Does dog-whistles really work? Should I cut my nails...?*sigh*
Too much on my mind, and not even 20%'s interesting...
16 komentarze:
Not sure how to stop your Friday Funbags falling out of your dress, but you've mentioned boobs now so I'm incapable of reading the rest of the post...
... unless it is also about boobs (which happily, I've just noticed, one item actually is!)
Go ask Janet Jackson. She has professional tit-holders...
Ha ha, I thought you were talking about Justin Timberlake there for a moment, Ant, and he is so not my type!
I'm so glad my boobs are getting the attention... at least one (two) parts of me are! :D
OK sweetie, I've got time to kill while my dinner cooks, and you asked for it anyway...
1) Because they're round and bouncy.
2) George Formby.
3) Because they're full of oestrogen.
4) Because you are cursed.
5) The killer rabbit from Monty Python.
6) Yes.
7) Because someone else is wearing it and running away from you.
8) Because he is shy.
9) I did. And because they're trying to sell you stuff.
10) Why not indeed.
11) Because you're latently feeling guilty about all the fun you've just had in it.
12) Yes.
Right, I'm going to stop there because I can smell burning from the kitchen...
Oh, Ant, Ant, Ant... what am I supposed to do with you?
1) How would you know?
2) Don't really know him
3) I'm full of oestrogen, but I hate heart-shaped stuff
4) So the evil eye bracelet I bought doesn't work? Seriously??? :O
5) Do I look like Glenn Close?
6) Said and done. |P
7) Whom?
8) So am I, but I yap, yap, yap...
9) If you did, come and get your gun - it's been sitting on my shelf for like ever!
10) Your place or mine?
11) Ha ha - once again, how would you know?
12) Good
The rest comes... later?
Fun fun!!
This girl (http://youtube.com/user/jaaaaaaa) plays the ukulele, haha. I'm sort of on a kick of her music right now.
Scott gotta do something to keep my mind off the drunk teenagers rumaging outside my window...
Katelin nice, thanks! I don't actually know him, though, but if I'm persuasive, I might get to! :D
Ha, what a fun post!
Glad you liked it, Kareer Woman, and welcome to the Far Side! :)
These are great, but I still can't get over the very first one...
>Why do my boobs keep falling out of this dress?
Maybe if you posted a video we could try and answer this question. All in the interests of physics, of course.
Mike and David.... boy, you men are simple creatures, aren't you? :D
>aren't you?
If you need to run some tests, I'm happy to help out by wobbling them while you adjust your dress.
I wouldn't charge for this service.
David... you scare me... LOL
I like to pretend that 36-24-36 doesn't exist anymore. It makes me feel a little better.
iirc quantum mechanics displaces relativity especially at the smaller end of the scale. So everything isn't relative. So dont take everything personally unless its the big stuff.
Gav.
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