Thursday, June 19, 2008

My hump, my hump...

The relativity theory migth be wasted on my coworkers, but conspiracy theory is not. Today, I realized why it's always me that is emptying the dishwasher. Not because there is a lack of women, and therefor domestic abilities - I'm a firm believer that a man with two hands is perfectly capable of emptying the dishwasher himself.

It's as simple as due to dresscode. Strickt dresscode. Suit & tie for guys and suits for women. Most often skirts, off course, because it's the summer and it gets hot. And how does a skirt that belongs to a suit look?

I bend over. (Stupid enough, not realizing that might be the thrill) Giving them a perfect view of my derrier. They sit and lean back and look and smile. One did things with a banana I didn't think possible.

"I'm half a braincell away from dryhumping you right now" he said.

I walked up to him and kicked him. In the shin, true, but that's due to the dress code as well - had I had a skirt with more mobility on, the kick would have been in a much more hurtful place...

Taking time off for the Midsummer. Will NOT dance around the huge penis. Hoping for rain, just because I'm that vicious!


...plus, rain would damper the festivities - it makes it quieter, and maybe, just maybe, I'd get to sleep the night trough.

6 komentarze:

Crushed said...

You see, I'm more subtle- well, no, just do it in better ways.

For example, when Dizzy eats a banana, I just watch and if she asks what I'm watching, I'll say straight- 'Watching you eat that banana'.

Don't like that type of dancing then?

Heart Of Darkness said...

The type of dancing that goes around a huge penis? No, not particularly, especially since most of the dance steps is focused on you pretending to be a frog or a pig... not my cup of tea, if you get what I mean, Crushed!

benjibopper said...

half a brain cell away from dry humping you?! i think you should have forcefully removed all but that one half brain cell.

Princess Pointful said...

This is where you show them your other skills... namely, using the plates like a vicious discus aimed at their heads.

Claire said...

Oh my life. That guy is an ass!

Cxx

Melissa said...

What an IDIOT!! How I wish your skirt wasnt hampering your movement..